I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It's shark week go big or go home
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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