What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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