i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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