i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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