I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Randomize
