yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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