So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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