Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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