Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
stop calling my apartment porn island.
His hands were made for my vagina.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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