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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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