I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
