i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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