I swear she didn't look like that last week.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
