Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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