I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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