I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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