what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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