addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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