white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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