Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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