I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
