Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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