Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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