how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
