Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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