carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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