omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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