My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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