Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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