we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
