Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't make out with my wife yet
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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