I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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