Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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