I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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