there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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