I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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