i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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