so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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