She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My liver just broke up with me...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
