i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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