yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If I die, sorry about rent.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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