A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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