She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I love having hate sex.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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