her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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