The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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