I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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