This is not my ceiling
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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