You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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