I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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