'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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