i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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